I don’t actually believe #grindculture folks who are like “I start off every morning with a 6 a.m. intensive cardio workout” cuz that shit puts you to bed. scruffs you like a cat. fills you with the sleepy endorphins. 15 minutes after you’re done you’re on horse tranquilizers. Like power to you but broski you’re gonna be nodding off over your keto lunch. That’s gonna send you to siesta land. A REAL intensive cardio workout mellows you out and makes you feel great and ALSO puts your brain in low-battery mode for at least the next 4 hours. Boss asks GrindCulture Gary for the Monday reports and GrindCulture Gary is sitting across the meeting table like
They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job
